I’m upset at Michel. He was our Senior Class President and in the run up to the election in 2004, he assured me that if I voted for him then our Ten Year Reunion would have, and I quote “hella strippers and cocaine, bro.” Well our Ten Year Reunion is coming up and there are neither strippers nor cocaine. In fact we don’t even have a plan! What the hell Michel? What was all this “one in a million” talk?